10. Have you ever met someone who honestly likes fruitcake?
9. You haven’t put the batteries back in your smoke detector since your last great baking adventure.
8. At a half pound each, you won’t need many to fill a stocking.
7. There’s no need for ties in a business casual world.
6. New Year’s resolutions haven’t started yet.
5. Who can eat an entire case of pears anyway?
4. Because Santa clears out the cookie stash every year.
3. Nothing goes better with eggnog and hot chocolate.
2. You don’t have to worry about your gift getting re-gifted.
1. Flowers die